Windy

All I've got to say is "Does anyone have a kite?". Dang, it's windy, rainy, stormy and everything else. I heard creaks, whistles, rustles and everything else around my house while I was getting ready for work this morning. I've got a pretty new house; I can't imagine what older houses where sounding like this morning. That was crazy. The forecast says it could be getting worse. How the hell is that possible? I've never seen so much rain. I'm about to go and try to catch two of every animal just in case...By the way, anybody have a boat I can borrow?